“I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick - it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh - even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you’re not around and the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.”