grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

(Source: redsuspenders)

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

flowury:

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

(Source: flowury)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

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